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FIVE GERMANS IN AN AUDIQUATTRO ARRIVE AT THE CROATIAN BORDER

The Croatian Customs Agent stops them and tells to them:
" It's illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

" Vot do you mean it's illegal?", asks the german driver.

" Quattro meansa four", replies the Croatian Offical.

" Quattro iz just ze name of ze automobile", the germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers. Zis car is designed to kerry 5 persons".

"You can'ta pulla that one on me!", replies the Croatian Customs Agent. "Quattro mensa four. You havea fivea people in car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The german driver angrily: "You idiot! Call your zupervisor, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry", responds the Croatian Offical, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a FiatUno".