Die weitaus beste Fundsache, die mir in letzter Zeit unterkam:
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO TENERIFE
One day ima gonna Tenerife to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss. I tella her, I wanna two piss. She say, go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna fa b*tch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna fa b*tch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tell me, everyone wanna fock. I tell her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna fa b*tch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him, I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.
He say, you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa b*tch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna fa b*tch, I gonna back to Italy.
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editiert von: Franco, 03.12.2006, 02:43 Uhr [addsig] |